The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2803. | Anup (humblehunter) | 62.38 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 2804. | Ali (chee_tah) | 62.37 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 2805. | Hieu (zenmonk) | 62.37 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 2806. | Hridya (soulwalker) | 62.36 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 2807. | EEJ (edoero) | 62.36 | 89% | 2012-04-23 |
| 2808. | AgogFox (agogfox) | 62.35 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 2809. | Nisan (thevidya) | 62.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 2810. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 62.35 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 2811. | H (hdawg187) | 62.35 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 2812. | Deus (deus) | 62.35 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 2813. | godskook (godskook) | 62.34 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 2814. | tourist (amey_9) | 62.34 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 2815. | dor (superod) | 62.34 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 2816. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 62.34 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2817. | Boss (bigmeech11) | 62.34 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 2818. | ajith (aji2308) | 62.34 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 2819. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 62.33 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 2820. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 62.33 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 2821. | pea (pbarakat) | 62.33 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 2822. | Mary (maryjiao) | 62.33 | 98% | 2014-01-26 |
| 2823. | David (gamer50519) | 62.33 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2824. | Michaella (bubbaandcasey) | 62.33 | 97% | 2011-12-28 |
| 2825. | Gavin (gavin) | 62.32 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 2826. | fred (fredke) | 62.32 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 2827. | Dien (gsdien) | 62.31 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 2828. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 62.31 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 2829. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 62.31 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 2830. | Kareem (kareemshehata) | 62.30 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 2831. | Alexander (helmers) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2832. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 62.30 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |