It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1548. | ju yun (schylarker) | 86.07 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1549. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 86.05 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1550. | sunrisecashcow53 (sunriseca... | 86.02 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1551. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 86.01 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1552. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 86.00 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1553. | piero (piero_scaruffi) | 85.98 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1554. | Ed (aqtcnja) | 85.97 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 1555. | ルミ (sharonxse) | 85.95 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1556. | A (kmos) | 85.95 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1557. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 85.92 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1558. | W (portcityjo) | 85.91 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1559. | Das FoO (foobird) | 85.88 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1560. | urtoslaw (urtoslaw) | 85.87 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1561. | Catto (catto) | 85.87 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1562. | Yogi (y0g3) | 85.84 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1563. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 85.84 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1564. | Genesis (buasch) | 85.83 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1565. | Willie (williecubed) | 85.82 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1566. | Austin (au_oz) | 85.82 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1567. | paul (hotsinglesinyourarea) | 85.81 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1568. | Ki (alindvall) | 85.80 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1569. | Roma (useflame) | 85.80 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1570. | skyguy (nessq) | 85.79 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1571. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 85.79 | 94% | 2021-07-28 |
| 1572. | GOR (nathangorr) | 85.77 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1573. | adam (zingerbox460) | 85.75 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1574. | Jenny (jennychangusa) | 85.75 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1575. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 85.75 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1576. | Markus (mkh90) | 85.75 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1577. | sir abelot (lololong) | 85.74 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |