Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2055. | bon (wthboms6) | 80.38 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2056. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 80.37 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2057. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 80.37 | 95% | 2018-08-07 |
| 2058. | Fady (strugglingtyper) | 80.36 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2059. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 80.36 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 2060. | Jeffrey (jeffapotamous) | 80.35 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2061. | Bao (vroomxd) | 80.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2062. | Wojciech (irth) | 80.34 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2063. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 80.34 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2064. | Kevin (logia) | 80.33 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2065. | Kobert (littlekuri) | 80.32 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2066. | leen bean (leenbeans) | 80.24 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2067. | Orlac (orlac) | 80.23 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 2068. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 80.21 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2069. | Yo (azurewinter) | 80.21 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2070. | cellsaga (cellsaga) | 80.20 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 2071. | Genesis (buasch) | 80.19 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2072. | Dina (necroticpestilence) | 80.18 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 2073. | Robbie (roadcasted) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2074. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2075. | Typografo (typografo) | 80.13 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2076. | Juho (safou) | 80.13 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2077. | Claire (thegool) | 80.12 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2078. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 80.11 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2079. | Scythetryx (scythetryx) | 80.07 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2080. | Colby (a1acolb) | 80.06 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2081. | Rearia (rearia) | 80.06 | 95% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2082. | An (noswear999) | 80.04 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 2083. | angelo (codelight) | 80.04 | 93% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2084. | Sylv (sylvanestri) | 80.03 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |