I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9299. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 88.25 | 82% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9300. | Carlos (wutcap) | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9301. | izpodvipodwerta (izpodvipod... | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9302. | k_otey (k_otey) | 88.24 | 97.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9303. | Dora9000 (dora9000) | 88.24 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9304. | Orblil (orblil) | 88.23 | 96.3% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9305. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9306. | Mike (catslikemeh) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 9307. | Ben (thisisben) | 88.22 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 9308. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 88.22 | 97.6% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9309. | akhil (hailk11) | 88.22 | 99% | 2022-04-01 |
| 9310. | only (last_time) | 88.22 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 9311. | Yurkyy (yurkyy) | 88.22 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 9312. | cj (mp7maniac) | 88.21 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 9313. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 88.21 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9314. | Erick (strosekd) | 88.21 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9315. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 88.20 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9316. | InjectionRegex (injectionre... | 88.20 | 99% | 2024-06-02 |
| 9317. | Genesis (buasch) | 88.20 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9318. | Sult (sult) | 88.19 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9319. | Yogdog (yogdog) | 88.19 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9320. | Sad Philosopher (sad_philos... | 88.18 | 97.8% | 2024-11-26 |
| 9321. | Anti Ns (antins) | 88.18 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 9322. | Kuy (rou168) | 88.18 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9323. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 88.17 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9324. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 88.16 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9325. | 102348 (102348) | 88.16 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9326. | Happy (gamig) | 88.15 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9327. | Luke (lukeeff) | 88.15 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9328. | Marco (rxmarko) | 88.15 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |