I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8304. | laerton (laerton) | 90.10 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8305. | Richard (laxking1031) | 90.10 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8306. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 90.10 | 97.1% | 2024-08-22 |
| 8307. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 90.10 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8308. | Kyle (kylewuuu18) | 90.09 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8309. | Silfir (silfir) | 90.09 | 98% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8310. | Sam (samuel1112) | 90.09 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8311. | Evan (toastypoints) | 90.08 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8312. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 90.08 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8313. | André (kreuzfeld) | 90.08 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 8314. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 90.06 | 97% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8315. | Mid (nokeyboardsmash) | 90.06 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8316. | Hajar (hajar424) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 8317. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 8318. | Davey (daveyherring) | 90.06 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 8319. | Carl (carlstanson) | 90.06 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8320. | Genesis (buasch) | 90.05 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 8321. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 90.05 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 8322. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8323. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 90.04 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8324. | Jeffrey (ballandrice) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 8325. | deget (deget) | 90.04 | 98% | 2016-04-16 |
| 8326. | Randy (rhomusic) | 90.04 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 8327. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 90.04 | 98% | 2017-04-24 |
| 8328. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 90.04 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8329. | Sean (sho01) | 90.04 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
| 8330. | Serial (serial_typer) | 90.03 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8331. | stepoffthegas (stepoffthegas) | 90.02 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8332. | Raju (rajiun_) | 90.02 | 98.5% | 2024-12-24 |
| 8333. | Jeff (muscularfingers) | 90.02 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |