So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11864. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 82.04 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11865. | EroKage (erokage) | 82.04 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 11866. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 82.04 | 98% | 2013-06-05 |
| 11867. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 82.04 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11868. | Maria (mariatran9) | 82.03 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 11869. | Tairon (tairon) | 82.03 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11870. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.03 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 11871. | Hello (hellotelly) | 82.02 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11872. | Nigel (intrexion) | 82.02 | 89% | 2013-01-19 |
| 11873. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.02 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11874. | Ameer (choyun) | 82.02 | 97% | 2013-08-23 |
| 11875. | Justin (minionace47) | 82.01 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 11876. | Andee (andeetypes) | 82.01 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11877. | Luri (lurinym) | 82.01 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11878. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 82.01 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 11879. | Angel (angel_j) | 82.01 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| 11880. | zurakin (zurakin) | 82.00 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 11881. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 82.00 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 11882. | girl love dvorak (chris_dvo... | 82.00 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11883. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 82.00 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11884. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 82.00 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11885. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 82.00 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 11886. | Viran (viranp) | 82.00 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 11887. | Genesis (buasch) | 82.00 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 11888. | b (ninjac) | 82.00 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 11889. | htc (hatoci) | 82.00 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 11890. | Teo (themightyghost) | 82.00 | 91% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11891. | glorp (glorp123) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 11892. | gook (g00k) | 81.99 | 89% | 2017-04-18 |
| 11893. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 81.99 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |