I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6881. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 94.65 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6882. | Extrode (crazytrends) | 94.65 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 6883. | CatCat (anonymous_ly) | 94.65 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 6884. | flalfk (flalfk) | 94.64 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 6885. | Augheer (augheer) | 94.64 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 6886. | Zoniax (_zephr) | 94.63 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6887. | g (georgetianke) | 94.63 | 100% | 2020-03-10 |
| 6888. | Coitus (curtisxuan) | 94.63 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 6889. | gj (ka1jublue) | 94.62 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 6890. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 94.62 | 99% | 2019-11-20 |
| 6891. | Ali (ezzomania) | 94.61 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 6892. | avalos (iavalos) | 94.61 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 6893. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 94.61 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6894. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 94.60 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 6895. | ohayou (ohayou) | 94.60 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 6896. | Stampe (disiple009) | 94.60 | 92% | 2015-06-13 |
| 6897. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 94.59 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6898. | Alan (person09) | 94.59 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6899. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 94.59 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
| 6900. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 94.58 | 98.5% | 2024-11-22 |
| 6901. | Dylan (beaverfat) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6902. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 94.58 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 6903. | Saiprien (cipi2001) | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 6904. | Milo (milo88) | 94.57 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 6905. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 94.57 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 6906. | can't type :) (void7750) | 94.57 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6907. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.56 | 97.4% | 2023-05-18 |
| 6908. | only quit (sberens) | 94.56 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 6909. | farouk pavok (pavok) | 94.56 | 97% | 2025-02-05 |
| 6910. | Ash (ashharrison90) | 94.56 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |