The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6831. | Luc (vaxim) | 96.63 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 6832. | Sam (tictac) | 96.63 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 6833. | James (w1s3b0y) | 96.63 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 6834. | Keegan (klav) | 96.62 | 95% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6835. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 96.62 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 6836. | D (soulwang) | 96.62 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 6837. | Zach (11037) | 96.60 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 6838. | Sam (szvsw) | 96.60 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 6839. | Timothy (jinsu94) | 96.60 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 6840. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 96.60 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 6841. | globmont (globmont) | 96.59 | 96% | 2014-09-19 |
| 6842. | Lucas (kasparian) | 96.59 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 6843. | g (georgetianke) | 96.59 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 6844. | Marc (marcaboveall) | 96.59 | 92% | 2016-01-31 |
| 6845. | Oli (oli94) | 96.58 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 6846. | swaggin (shuutori) | 96.57 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 6847. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 96.56 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 6848. | rob (btwice) | 96.56 | 98% | 2015-01-24 |
| 6849. | craw (clamchowderco) | 96.56 | 97.1% | 2023-07-04 |
| 6850. | Justin (jtamwaffle) | 96.56 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| 6851. | Hanna (imthelimit93) | 96.55 | 97% | 2014-05-06 |
| 6852. | carlos (carlit0) | 96.54 | 99% | 2020-06-17 |
| 6853. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 96.54 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6854. | Mel (smelons) | 96.54 | 99% | 2017-11-30 |
| 6855. | Mike (tajjada) | 96.53 | 96% | 2014-06-03 |
| 6856. | Mitch (kortonx3@gmail.com) | 96.52 | 96% | 2013-03-26 |
| 6857. | e (stalker_lady) | 96.51 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 6858. | Vincent (afkalltim) | 96.51 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6859. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.51 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 6860. | pooptea (momochki) | 96.50 | 98% | 2017-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |