So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13552. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 79.00 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13553. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 79.00 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13554. | Span (spanargoman) | 78.99 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 13555. | Paul (peazy) | 78.99 | 88% | 2017-05-21 |
| 13556. | DP (entreri47) | 78.99 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 13557. | Nima (eramthgin) | 78.98 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13558. | Eric (symtomps) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 13559. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 78.98 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13560. | Jeffrey (vivagardner) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
| 13561. | kinesis (kinesis) | 78.98 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 13562. | gummi (gummi) | 78.98 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 13563. | biotox (biotoxz) | 78.98 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 13564. | Aye (aexerz) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 13565. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 78.97 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 13566. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 78.97 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 13567. | (monpre) | 78.97 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 13568. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13569. | Cres (crespear) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 13570. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13571. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 78.96 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 13572. | Cosito (cositogb) | 78.95 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13573. | Amr (amrstien) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13574. | G (jaden) | 78.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 13575. | Rafael (rafo430) | 78.95 | 100% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13576. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13577. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 13578. | Storm (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13579. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13580. | Helena (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13581. | James (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |