Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2883. | purpleraccoon (purpleraccoon) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 2884. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.87 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2885. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2886. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2887. | arcady (arcady) | 77.86 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2888. | But (butthead2) | 77.85 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 2889. | Shane (shanefanx) | 77.85 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2890. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 77.85 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2891. | Chad (calforex) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2892. | Asewze (asewze) | 77.83 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 2893. | Mark (hikchoi) | 77.83 | 95% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2894. | Dan (aizort) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2895. | Shawn (koveus) | 77.82 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2896. | dedknd (dedknd) | 77.82 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2897. | Phil (pliao39) | 77.82 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2898. | Ginnoir (ginnoir) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2899. | Ben (bstad) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2900. | Alex (poop_guy) | 77.79 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2901. | Caro (caro17) | 77.78 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2902. | Nikola (shporet) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2903. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 77.77 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2904. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 77.77 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2905. | garyng (garyng1) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2906. | yunski (yunski) | 77.76 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2907. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 77.76 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 2908. | Dyon (vertigosans) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2909. | I12 (inot12) | 77.72 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2910. | Jimmy (wejamus) | 77.71 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2911. | DaveyP (dpmoney21) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2912. | Wayne (wx007) | 77.69 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |