Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1134. | u n' me? (bojeng) | 90.47 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1135. | Poi (joeymaloey) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1136. | Remy (remywang) | 90.46 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1137. | mag (magfmur) | 90.46 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1138. | Cheng-Wei (changcw83) | 90.46 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 1139. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 90.44 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1140. | phil (phwang) | 90.44 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 1141. | Cody (techepic) | 90.44 | 100% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1142. | hugh jass (milkyxing) | 90.37 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1143. | Jonathan (vczne) | 90.36 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1144. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 90.36 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1145. | bo (biznessmun) | 90.34 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1146. | Ramboooo (killingtype) | 90.34 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1147. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 90.32 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1148. | Barack (poexpress) | 90.32 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1149. | Abigail (abievans46) | 90.31 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1150. | Adam (bsplit) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1151. | 5000600 (5000600) | 90.26 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1152. | Laura (lamaur) | 90.25 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1153. | Liszt (konradisch) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1154. | Foster (fluzii) | 90.21 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1155. | Jake (aurelias) | 90.19 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1156. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 90.18 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1157. | Sai (justnov) | 90.18 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1158. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1159. | Jason (supergjason) | 90.15 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1160. | D (dschrad) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1161. | Edwin (pawncastle) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1162. | hi (shockblades) | 90.10 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1163. | Zypher480 (zypher480) | 90.09 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |