It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1032. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1033. | Mor (morteih) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1034. | Giulio (giulio89) | 93.06 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1035. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 93.04 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1036. | Jayden (jihyuk) | 93.03 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1037. | gabe (gabingbing) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1038. | Quotient (quotient) | 92.98 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1039. | Person (relearner) | 92.96 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1040. | Sovano (sovano) | 92.95 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1041. | William (sneakywill) | 92.92 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1042. | Kyesel (kyesel) | 92.92 | 99% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1043. | arigrate (mercury80) | 92.91 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1044. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 92.91 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1045. | Jjoel (joeltypesfast) | 92.90 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1046. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 92.89 | 100% | 2017-10-11 |
| 1047. | NotAn0boe (whackygrub) | 92.87 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1048. | Jonathan (vczne) | 92.84 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1049. | Adam (bsplit) | 92.84 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1050. | Russ (rseifert) | 92.83 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1051. | Eero (e007) | 92.81 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1052. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 92.79 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 1053. | Thomas (barfingbanana) | 92.77 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1054. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 92.76 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1055. | One last time (ubershah) | 92.76 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1056. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 92.71 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1057. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1058. | hamigua (hamigua3000) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1059. | Kyu (kyukang) | 92.71 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1060. | Maurice (mauricewah) | 92.70 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1061. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 92.70 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |