All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5550. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 96.44 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5551. | aj (ajpingol) | 96.43 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5552. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 96.43 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 5553. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 96.43 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5554. | Pure (zahin68) | 96.43 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 5555. | xjkan (xjkan) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5556. | Chicanery (physix) | 96.42 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5557. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 96.42 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5558. | Gabs (coolkidswag) | 96.41 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 5559. | Kuzzelongus (kuzzelongus) | 96.41 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 5560. | Leo (leocanttype) | 96.41 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5561. | J (pjonathan) | 96.41 | 98% | 2025-10-20 |
| 5562. | Nick (alphaman3801) | 96.41 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5563. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 96.41 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 5564. | adyingnation (adyingnation) | 96.40 | 97.2% | 2024-03-26 |
| 5565. | Jam (jamtri) | 96.40 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 5566. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 96.39 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 5567. | AfroGirl (dawni04) | 96.39 | 100% | 2017-07-10 |
| 5568. | hc (hh_chng) | 96.39 | 97.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 5569. | Adam (bsplit) | 96.39 | 98% | 2025-07-31 |
| 5570. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 96.38 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5571. | Speed (speedarmstrong) | 96.38 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
| 5572. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 96.38 | 95.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5573. | Trixia (trixie_pixiee) | 96.37 | 96% | 2025-10-23 |
| 5574. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 96.37 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 5575. | zheqe (zheqe) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 5576. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 96.36 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 5577. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 96.35 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5578. | erk (estalow) | 96.35 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5579. | Miles (milesgendreau) | 96.33 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |