As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3978. | (brgrkng) | 101.61 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 3979. | (temptasian) | 101.61 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3980. | (master_koala232) | 101.60 | 98.6% | 2024-04-26 |
| 3981. | (robott) | 101.60 | 99% | 2025-06-06 |
| 3982. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 101.58 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 3983. | (epicshibexd) | 101.58 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 3984. | (neontrotsky) | 101.58 | 93% | 2016-05-01 |
| 3985. | Bruce (bzztyper) | 101.58 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 3986. | (beatz1) | 101.57 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 3987. | halfcab (halfcab) | 101.56 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 3988. | (mrcreaturezoid) | 101.56 | 97% | 2015-08-23 |
| 3989. | (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 101.56 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3990. | (go4tinator) | 101.55 | 98% | 2025-12-08 |
| 3991. | (mrjoshy) | 101.54 | 97.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3992. | (duzai) | 101.54 | 95% | 2015-06-07 |
| 3993. | Kit (underscorea) | 101.53 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 3994. | Cube (abdullah67) | 101.52 | 98.6% | 2024-03-20 |
| 3995. | Adam (bsplit) | 101.52 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 3996. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 101.52 | 97% | 2016-09-15 |
| 3997. | Sarah Bisher (sarahbisher) | 101.51 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3998. | (barkingside) | 101.51 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 3999. | (aaindtharivalan_p) | 101.51 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 4000. | Brendan (leb2) | 101.50 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4001. | Dan (danvictor321) | 101.50 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4002. | (homeboy2603) | 101.50 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4003. | acsim (acsim) | 101.50 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 4004. | (rickybach) | 101.49 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 4005. | (jayser6) | 101.48 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 4006. | revaN (ashun) | 101.47 | 97.7% | 2024-02-16 |
| 4007. | (mr_slowpez) | 101.47 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |