I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10433. | FHVirus (fhvirus) | 85.54 | 98.2% | 2023-05-19 |
| 10434. | (zytieck) | 85.54 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 10435. | (raruma) | 85.54 | 100% | 2015-11-23 |
| 10436. | (uracil_) | 85.53 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10437. | (higq) | 85.53 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 10438. | (sodic) | 85.53 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 10439. | (percy2g2) | 85.52 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 10440. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 85.52 | 88% | 2017-05-25 |
| 10441. | (jargazes) | 85.52 | 93% | 2016-08-01 |
| 10442. | Stelister (stelister) | 85.51 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 10443. | (winceless) | 85.51 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 10444. | (blazehills) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 10445. | (klopsu) | 85.51 | 93% | 2016-02-16 |
| 10446. | (foqsi) | 85.50 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 10447. | ChrisM22 (chrism22) | 85.50 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 10448. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 85.50 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 10449. | (philippines_881) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 10450. | (chrasion) | 85.49 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 10451. | (vsorceress) | 85.49 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
| 10452. | Adam (bsplit) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-05-24 |
| 10453. | (little_mouse) | 85.49 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 10454. | (jongq) | 85.49 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 10455. | tstats[jimmy125] (jimmy125) | 85.49 | 90% | 2017-01-25 |
| 10456. | (theonepilou) | 85.48 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 10457. | (tlin7) | 85.48 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 10458. | (bunyeon) | 85.48 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10459. | (liamslagle) | 85.48 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 10460. | (hey__joe) | 85.47 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 10461. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 85.47 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 10462. | (brionel) | 85.47 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |