So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18803. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 69.69 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 18804. | (izharishaksa) | 69.69 | 95% | 2011-12-25 |
| 18805. | (cadmus369) | 69.68 | 93.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 18806. | Larry (larlarbinks) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 18807. | (msc94) | 69.68 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 18808. | (lucassn2) | 69.68 | 91% | 2013-12-04 |
| 18809. | Ido (idojakob) | 69.68 | 95% | 2015-01-15 |
| 18810. | (lexy) | 69.68 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 18811. | Maria (lanfear337) | 69.68 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 18812. | mohamed (doublemimo) | 69.68 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 18813. | (littlefanggz) | 69.67 | 94.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 18814. | Alex (karma_7) | 69.67 | 95.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 18815. | Fprase (fprase) | 69.67 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 18816. | (typeracerkor) | 69.67 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 18817. | Mike (perception) | 69.67 | 92% | 2015-07-03 |
| 18818. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 69.67 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 18819. | (penski) | 69.66 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| 18820. | Brian (brianyosua) | 69.66 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 18821. | (yugin) | 69.66 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 18822. | Matthew (bsims_33) | 69.66 | 96% | 2014-10-21 |
| 18823. | (the_plumber) | 69.66 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 18824. | Dean (stainedclass) | 69.66 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 18825. | (manish_singh) | 69.66 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 18826. | (ghostganzo) | 69.66 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 18827. | (dangerous) | 69.66 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 18828. | chaiko (chaiko) | 69.65 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
| 18829. | Lai (lai_) | 69.65 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 18830. | Robert (brorrobert) | 69.65 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| 18831. | Lucio (lueiasho) | 69.65 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 18832. | (ballz_bazz) | 69.64 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |