Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36164. | Nikhil (nikhilcgn33) | 41.08 | 95.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 36165. | thương (nguyenthihoaithuong) | 41.08 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 36166. | Oljabba (adamolje) | 41.08 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 36167. | pawan (pawanjha) | 41.07 | 88% | 2017-02-08 |
| 36168. | Jennie (william_bailey) | 41.07 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 36169. | chubero (chubero62) | 41.07 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 36170. | Mahiuddin (akhand) | 41.06 | 95% | 2014-03-13 |
| 36171. | Jigar (jigarbhatt) | 41.06 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 36172. | joyce (pajjjj) | 41.06 | 92% | 2023-03-17 |
| 36173. | Squidney (hieroolz97) | 41.06 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 36174. | mashed_potato (hello_world199) | 41.06 | 93% | 2021-06-11 |
| 36175. | b0b1r (b0b1r) | 41.05 | 86% | 2012-06-15 |
| 36176. | shamal (shamalschand) | 41.05 | 90% | 2014-01-16 |
| 36177. | Ramazan (rszh) | 41.05 | 94% | 2014-02-16 |
| 36178. | Gabriel (mario_bros) | 41.05 | 93% | 2021-01-29 |
| 36179. | Jason (sdjfkjksd) | 41.05 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 36180. | Assylken (j_bro) | 41.04 | 91% | 2018-04-28 |
| 36181. | Bryson (bryson) | 41.04 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 36182. | jaemy (jaemywest) | 41.04 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 36183. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 41.03 | 90% | 2013-01-17 |
| 36184. | Hinsky (hinsky) | 41.03 | 81% | 2011-09-22 |
| 36185. | Ian (nacl_daddy) | 41.03 | 89% | 2017-02-05 |
| 36186. | Marcus (markaniv) | 41.03 | 88% | 2016-03-08 |
| 36187. | alex (mrsasha) | 41.02 | 90% | 2013-03-26 |
| 36188. | Cholpon (cholpona) | 41.02 | 95% | 2023-07-07 |
| 36189. | Colton (ggwp) | 41.01 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 36190. | Wajeeh (wajeeh) | 41.01 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 36191. | Amr (amrnour) | 41.01 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 36192. | burny (burny_) | 41.01 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
| 36193. | 66tr (66tr66) | 41.00 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |