The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14563. | (noahinfini) | 80.31 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14564. | (handicaped) | 80.31 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 14565. | (laimbo) | 80.31 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 14566. | pap (papasi) | 80.31 | 96% | 2014-02-22 |
| 14567. | (zentangerine) | 80.30 | 94% | 2017-03-17 |
| 14568. | (vijays4404) | 80.30 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14569. | (dskumpf) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 14570. | (cypher404) | 80.30 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 14571. | (mrhonk) | 80.30 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 14572. | (stormy) | 80.30 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 14573. | (saumera) | 80.30 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 14574. | (andrree) | 80.29 | 96.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 14575. | (tyrex1) | 80.29 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 14576. | Bobby No. (maimai_urmine) | 80.29 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 14577. | (themostpathetic) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 14578. | (sri347_krish) | 80.29 | 91% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14579. | John Stapler (johnstapler) | 80.28 | 96% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14580. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 80.28 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 14581. | (albertsonmitch) | 80.28 | 98% | 2017-01-19 |
| 14582. | (hellothere1233) | 80.27 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14583. | (cuday) | 80.27 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 14584. | (peacemaker) | 80.27 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 14585. | (girlfriendlooklikemymum) | 80.26 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14586. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 80.26 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 14587. | (ralitsa_sf) | 80.26 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 14588. | (cbearap) | 80.26 | 97% | 2012-03-20 |
| 14589. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 80.25 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 14590. | (aviral_uchiha) | 80.25 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14591. | (flyingpig) | 80.25 | 93% | 2014-06-05 |
| 14592. | (alienbraineater) | 80.25 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |