The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25012. | Jack (jackattack45) | 64.33 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 25013. | Ashley (evilashley) | 64.33 | 89% | 2015-05-03 |
| 25014. | Huy (erfaw) | 64.33 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 25015. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 64.33 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 25016. | Slowpoke (libervurto) | 64.32 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 25017. | Noah (legioncontainer) | 64.32 | 92% | 2013-11-12 |
| 25018. | Jayy (ruin) | 64.32 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 25019. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.31 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 25020. | King (kingmaverick07) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 25021. | exdecial (exdecial) | 64.31 | 94% | 2022-06-11 |
| 25022. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 64.31 | 92% | 2015-02-04 |
| 25023. | Johannes (xcillingx) | 64.31 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 25024. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 64.31 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 25025. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 25026. | Cutieboy (cutieboysweden69) | 64.31 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 25027. | Titel (andrewh) | 64.31 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 25028. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 64.30 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 25029. | ryouinuma (ryouinuma) | 64.30 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 25030. | IRaceHybrids (eorrific) | 64.30 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 25031. | Argon (swdmn) | 64.30 | 92% | 2016-05-05 |
| 25032. | Bryan (bryangne) | 64.30 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| 25033. | karim (karimkohel) | 64.29 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 25034. | David (monrad) | 64.29 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 25035. | Coltyn (jaegerbombs) | 64.29 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 25036. | Matteo (pieva) | 64.29 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 25037. | Akash (maanakash) | 64.29 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 25038. | Fat Asian (robbx27) | 64.29 | 89% | 2014-02-04 |
| 25039. | Jan (shortext) | 64.29 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 25040. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 64.29 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| 25041. | Nandoo (nando0) | 64.28 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |