Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14512. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 77.79 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14513. | Riverspirit (riverspirit) | 77.79 | 92% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14514. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.79 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14515. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 77.79 | 99% | 2014-05-26 |
| 14516. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 77.79 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 14517. | Daniel (mario9705) | 77.78 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 14518. | raisann (raisann) | 77.78 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14519. | Ryan (phamcake) | 77.78 | 90% | 2014-05-28 |
| 14520. | andre (pizzamista) | 77.78 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 14521. | Steady (steadytyper) | 77.78 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 14522. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 77.78 | 99% | 2016-08-14 |
| 14523. | Aproop (aproop) | 77.78 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 14524. | DFA (dj2119) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14525. | Pat (py68849) | 77.77 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 14526. | atul (atulsingh) | 77.77 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 14527. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 77.77 | 93% | 2014-02-01 |
| 14528. | TheLegend27 (jethro2003) | 77.76 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 14529. | sharan (sharandk) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 14530. | rota (rota22) | 77.76 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 14531. | bryan (bryan1111) | 77.76 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 14532. | Vakeels (skylake) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 14533. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 77.76 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 14534. | Xart (normzkee2) | 77.76 | 94% | 2015-04-01 |
| 14535. | Legendaria (legendaria) | 77.75 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 14536. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 77.75 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14537. | Bennett (coolnarwhal88) | 77.75 | 93% | 2014-02-28 |
| 14538. | rime (zeliboid8) | 77.75 | 91% | 2013-05-19 |
| 14539. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 77.75 | 94% | 2013-04-11 |
| 14540. | Ryan (thief60) | 77.75 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 14541. | mark (koyoto) | 77.75 | 93% | 2014-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |