Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5602. | Alessandro (asterlr) | 102.37 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5603. | Howdy (abinder) | 102.35 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5604. | Jp (j12p21) | 102.35 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5605. | Ashwin (ashwinr7) | 102.35 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 5606. | leon (archchroot) | 102.34 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 5607. | Nate (arrogant_footcrab) | 102.34 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 5608. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 102.34 | 97% | 2025-09-19 |
| 5609. | Lee (seamless) | 102.34 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 5610. | auri (wordlessly) | 102.33 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5611. | Ken (nowpm) | 102.33 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 5612. | rraei (rraei) | 102.33 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5613. | ANIME WAS A MISTAKE (nagata... | 102.33 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5614. | WILLIE WONKA (jonnyclint123) | 102.32 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 5615. | Dustin (dsthegold23) | 102.32 | 96.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5616. | ФРАНЦУЗСКИЙ (roo... | 102.31 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 5617. | joey (legend_joey) | 102.31 | 95.4% | 2025-02-15 |
| 5618. | bryan (bryan1111) | 102.30 | 96.3% | 2024-05-09 |
| 5619. | Mongoabe (mongoabe) | 102.30 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 5620. | Hyudoro (lerobotfou06) | 102.29 | 98.5% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5621. | Dan (danbanica) | 102.29 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 5622. | naa (trixzter) | 102.29 | 98% | 2020-12-26 |
| 5623. | hanzo (hanzino) | 102.28 | 98.1% | 2024-01-10 |
| 5624. | you (s11054) | 102.28 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 5625. | Common Hoopoe (chaoticorder) | 102.27 | 98.6% | 2023-09-07 |
| 5626. | Dhyanu (dhyanesh_999) | 102.27 | 98.5% | 2024-04-10 |
| 5627. | NighthavN (nighthavn) | 102.27 | 99% | 2023-01-25 |
| 5628. | John Paul (aliasjp) | 102.27 | 96.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 5629. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 102.27 | 98% | 2026-05-28 |
| 5630. | Noah (hvon) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5631. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |