As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10038. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 10039. | Torin (torinftw) | 83.54 | 95% | 2017-02-04 |
| 10040. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 83.54 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 10041. | Reebane (reebane) | 83.54 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10042. | dece1st (saraf2002) | 83.53 | 97.1% | 2024-12-18 |
| 10043. | Global (global_typer69) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 10044. | Dell (delliu) | 83.53 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 10045. | mrw1 (mrw1) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10046. | quake0 (quake0) | 83.53 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 10047. | mhee (hangzoon) | 83.53 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 10048. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 83.53 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 10049. | Niks (nisks) | 83.52 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 10050. | jk (yubint) | 83.52 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 10051. | Bernie (glumpkins) | 83.52 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 10052. | Un (undead123) | 83.52 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 10053. | bo (boquintana) | 83.52 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
| 10054. | bryan (bryan1111) | 83.51 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 10055. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 83.51 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 10056. | Zehll (lightningcloud) | 83.50 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
| 10057. | (shinobukocho) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 10058. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 10059. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 83.50 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 10060. | Daniel (howl24) | 83.49 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 10061. | Agi (aginamon) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10062. | Andy (zettsengir) | 83.49 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 10063. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 83.48 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10064. | Albert (w199381) | 83.48 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10065. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 83.48 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 10066. | Vinay (mad_max1993) | 83.48 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 10067. | Ichiro (1ch1r0) | 83.47 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |