I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6779. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 94.36 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 6780. | Jason (jwatkins) | 94.36 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6781. | ninja (ninja_op) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 6782. | EroKage (erokage) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 6783. | Ita (ita17) | 94.35 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6784. | chipy (chipysmile) | 94.35 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 6785. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 94.34 | 97.4% | 2024-03-03 |
| 6786. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 6787. | Jason (cheeserot) | 94.33 | 94% | 2024-04-18 |
| 6788. | Jure (jujecat) | 94.33 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 6789. | Rosita (phanrosie) | 94.33 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6790. | The best (thebestmeme) | 94.33 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 6791. | Poop (danukas155) | 94.33 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 6792. | St Emma (st_chibita) | 94.32 | 99.2% | 2024-07-29 |
| 6793. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 94.32 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
| 6794. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 94.32 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 6795. | Val (valandil211) | 94.31 | 89% | 2016-06-21 |
| 6796. | bryan (bryan1111) | 94.31 | 97.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 6797. | Trenten (guitars12) | 94.31 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 6798. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 94.31 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 6799. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 94.30 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 6800. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 94.30 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 6801. | greed (greedthelazy) | 94.30 | 97.6% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6802. | glerou (tudesci) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6803. | Maggma (maggma) | 94.30 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 6804. | Lucas (lucasthetypingmaster) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 6805. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.29 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6806. | YoloSwag (unicornbronie) | 94.28 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6807. | dEs (blackmantra) | 94.28 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 6808. | Erik (ish4) | 94.28 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |