The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1790. | (birkbot) | 116.28 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 1791. | (looneyjuice) | 116.27 | 99% | 2025-05-30 |
| 1792. | (zmn_shakes) | 116.26 | 99% | 2026-04-01 |
| 1793. | Rayf (rayfisfast) | 116.26 | 97.9% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1794. | (isuckgarbage) | 116.26 | 97.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 1795. | (swifty1shot) | 116.26 | 93% | 2012-12-09 |
| 1796. | (neroflux) | 116.26 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 1797. | (jaehead) | 116.25 | 99% | 2014-01-23 |
| 1798. | (orchideous) | 116.23 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
| 1799. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 116.23 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 1800. | İlker (ikesen) | 116.23 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 1801. | (monroer) | 116.22 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1802. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 116.21 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 1803. | snaildvorak (hendrapermana) | 116.21 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 1804. | (strongly_typed_comet) | 116.20 | 99% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1805. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 116.18 | 98.8% | 2023-12-07 |
| 1806. | (notclaimofficial) | 116.16 | 98% | 2025-04-28 |
| 1807. | Brussels (brussels11) | 116.16 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 1808. | (tsg1120) | 116.16 | 98% | 2011-12-26 |
| 1809. | (dwilt) | 116.16 | 92% | 2011-07-29 |
| 1810. | (davidmoody) | 116.15 | 99.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 1811. | (c4340359) | 116.15 | 95% | 2016-06-18 |
| 1812. | (decidueye1) | 116.15 | 98% | 2026-04-06 |
| 1813. | (noxcovenant) | 116.14 | 97% | 2013-09-16 |
| 1814. | (danrosesax) | 116.12 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 1815. | (typegrinder) | 116.11 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1816. | (mako640_dvorak) | 116.11 | 94% | 2014-08-04 |
| 1817. | (kamuii) | 116.10 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 1818. | (wallygator) | 116.07 | 96% | 2013-01-25 |
| 1819. | (shayneacasio) | 116.06 | 97.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |