So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2612. | my coal (sheevpalpatine66) | 109.43 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 2613. | (protyper_rahulganesh) | 109.42 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2614. | SQL (sqlhardhat) | 109.42 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2615. | (mizune) | 109.42 | 99% | 2012-01-04 |
| 2616. | (twitchtveuyalol) | 109.41 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 2617. | (cessmaster) | 109.41 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 2618. | (bupsterwavelength) | 109.39 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 2619. | (grntrtle) | 109.39 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 2620. | (liubenjamin) | 109.38 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 2621. | (dj_e) | 109.38 | 100% | 2011-11-05 |
| 2622. | (russellblake) | 109.36 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2623. | (az1n) | 109.36 | 99% | 2018-10-05 |
| 2624. | (neil_mobile) | 109.33 | 94% | 2015-08-21 |
| 2625. | (tolomei) | 109.33 | 98% | 2013-03-22 |
| 2626. | (aeoryth) | 109.33 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 2627. | (desmeonrecon) | 109.31 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2628. | (enderboyx200) | 109.29 | 98.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2629. | (nullchilly) | 109.29 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2630. | Brussels (brussels11) | 109.29 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 2631. | Ashton (codeadept) | 109.29 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2632. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 109.29 | 99% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2633. | (shippylord) | 109.28 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 2634. | (backflipper12) | 109.28 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 2635. | (ossmando) | 109.28 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2636. | Clarence (freezegoldz2) | 109.24 | 93% | 2011-11-06 |
| 2637. | how to type (iwanna_typefast) | 109.21 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2638. | (sabonater) | 109.20 | 98% | 2013-09-10 |
| 2639. | (the_philippines) | 109.20 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 2640. | (cyan_ink) | 109.20 | 97% | 2017-05-29 |
| 2641. | (thispotatoguy) | 109.19 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |