I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14456. | Jerry (jerry454) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14457. | JJ (jorhedpedkai) | 78.41 | 94.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 14458. | memet (hdytxr) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 14459. | Jamila (ladyjaja) | 78.41 | 94% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14460. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 78.41 | 98.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 14461. | amogus (amogusimposterr) | 78.40 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14462. | Josh (jnorris19) | 78.40 | 100% | 2018-04-26 |
| 14463. | shadyan (shadyan) | 78.39 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14464. | riel (blackmeong) | 78.39 | 97.7% | 2024-04-16 |
| 14465. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 78.39 | 93.9% | 2024-01-24 |
| 14466. | dwiz (dwizzley) | 78.38 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14467. | Nate (stealthydude100) | 78.38 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 14468. | Do (quannnnn) | 78.38 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 14469. | Kanimet0 (kanimet0) | 78.37 | 95.9% | 2024-06-28 |
| 14470. | huzzyboii (huzzyboii) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14471. | ㋡㋛☹ (chzeeshan) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14472. | Vathan (bruddinha) | 78.36 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 14473. | Davit (alpha_17) | 78.36 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14474. | Dalton (dalousha) | 78.34 | 97.7% | 2024-11-21 |
| 14475. | Aadil Khond (bruce_w) | 78.34 | 96.3% | 2024-07-17 |
| 14476. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 78.34 | 99% | 2025-10-01 |
| 14477. | Montu (axom_shochwave) | 78.34 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 14478. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 78.33 | 95% | 2025-05-14 |
| 14479. | Trenten (zelco_) | 78.33 | 96.6% | 2024-08-16 |
| 14480. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 78.33 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14481. | Mr. (mrdayton) | 78.33 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 14482. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 78.33 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 14483. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14484. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 78.32 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14485. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 78.32 | 98.8% | 2023-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |