So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26150. | James (disner) | 58.74 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 26151. | Dj (dearimran1986) | 58.73 | 94% | 2014-04-02 |
| 26152. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.73 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
| 26153. | JFJ (jfjbeats) | 58.73 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26154. | ScarlettSu (scarlettsu) | 58.73 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26155. | Dimash (haosink) | 58.73 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26156. | SW12D026 (batjargal) | 58.73 | 87% | 2012-12-13 |
| 26157. | j (jdai) | 58.72 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 26158. | roddle (r0ddle) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26159. | Cash (casher69) | 58.72 | 94% | 2023-04-28 |
| 26160. | Peter (vajco) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26161. | lol (vastly_blank) | 58.72 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 26162. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 58.72 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 26163. | James (demfeels) | 58.72 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 26164. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 58.72 | 84% | 2015-03-12 |
| 26165. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 58.72 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 26166. | vinobien (vinobien) | 58.71 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 26167. | Sam (samue_l) | 58.71 | 93% | 2020-06-15 |
| 26168. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 58.71 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 26169. | Bruce Gill (brucebag10) | 58.71 | 98.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 26170. | Lasse (lasjn) | 58.71 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 26171. | Kevin (kevinhsiung) | 58.71 | 85% | 2013-01-05 |
| 26172. | (mymymy141) | 58.71 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 26173. | rowen (kp7team) | 58.71 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 26174. | Joshtopher (joshtopher) | 58.71 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 26175. | Lucas (des_vegas) | 58.71 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 26176. | Irene (triomeans3) | 58.70 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 26177. | cetoHNG (cong2207x) | 58.70 | 93% | 2015-09-06 |
| 26178. | Josh (jolman) | 58.70 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 26179. | Ileden (ileden) | 58.70 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |