Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11931. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 82.32 | 99% | 2012-11-26 |
| 11932. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 82.32 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 11933. | Ath (athuu) | 82.31 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 11934. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 82.31 | 97.6% | 2023-05-24 |
| 11935. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 82.31 | 94% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11936. | desmos (desmos) | 82.31 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11937. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 82.31 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 11938. | Brian (dank) | 82.31 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 11939. | . (offoff) | 82.31 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 11940. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 82.31 | 95% | 2011-07-15 |
| 11941. | Kawaguchi (h7karu) | 82.30 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 11942. | Habib (faaaaaaak3) | 82.30 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11943. | Com (neon1087) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 11944. | Mathuss (mathuss) | 82.30 | 94% | 2015-05-10 |
| 11945. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 82.30 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
| 11946. | Di (digit) | 82.30 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 11947. | Jane (smartypants20033) | 82.29 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 11948. | mustang (mustang51) | 82.29 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11949. | you (s11054) | 82.29 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 11950. | kevin (thurst) | 82.29 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 11951. | Nathan (theoddorange) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11952. | Klaus (klaus) | 82.29 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 11953. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 82.29 | 90% | 2016-12-19 |
| 11954. | aka49 (aka49) | 82.29 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| 11955. | awesome (awesomesuperguy9) | 82.28 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11956. | Kyle (eridiel) | 82.28 | 95% | 2011-12-15 |
| 11957. | nizam (nizamovicxi) | 82.28 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 11958. | Alex (tsaalex) | 82.28 | 98% | 2020-02-29 |
| 11959. | Steven (stedeb) | 82.28 | 91% | 2015-01-16 |
| 11960. | scott (pmonkey) | 82.28 | 96% | 2013-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |