The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10768. | (_zensei_) | 87.24 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 10769. | (danishamir) | 87.24 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10770. | (sim007) | 87.24 | 98% | 2016-12-02 |
| 10771. | (quickclacker) | 87.24 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 10772. | (ned_balthus) | 87.24 | 98% | 2015-05-23 |
| 10773. | (blakegall24) | 87.23 | 96.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10774. | (typeytyper) | 87.23 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 10775. | (demtros) | 87.23 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 10776. | (dsquared_210t93) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 10777. | (chris186) | 87.23 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 10778. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 87.22 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 10779. | (timothyjan) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10780. | (pshallow16) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 10781. | (jcquints) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 10782. | (potatoyams) | 87.22 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 10783. | (hoehoe) | 87.21 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10784. | (anhkhoa_lpt) | 87.20 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 10785. | (chlapcek21) | 87.20 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10786. | (bronztech) | 87.20 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 10787. | (bradenluvzlax) | 87.20 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10788. | (pucymae) | 87.20 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 10789. | (mahpsirhc) | 87.20 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10790. | (jimmylei) | 87.20 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10791. | John (xfootdoctor) | 87.20 | 96% | 2012-09-16 |
| 10792. | (kwiksilver) | 87.20 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 10793. | (giulio89) | 87.20 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 10794. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 87.20 | 99% | 2014-01-28 |
| 10795. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 87.20 | 98% | 2012-01-26 |
| 10796. | (itsyournightmare) | 87.20 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 10797. | xd (palmate) | 87.19 | 95.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |