So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9670. | (chyuki) | 85.87 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 9671. | (apogeum) | 85.87 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 9672. | (mistcaller) | 85.87 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 9673. | (mikeswa) | 85.87 | 89% | 2017-04-30 |
| 9674. | (mc_grady) | 85.87 | 96% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9675. | (pwumpkin_devs) | 85.86 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9676. | (skmeenain) | 85.86 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9677. | (mahpsirhc) | 85.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 9678. | Nathan (crouse) | 85.86 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9679. | (bcchang) | 85.86 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 9680. | (conceptz) | 85.85 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 9681. | (gusco933) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9682. | stornev (stornev_) | 85.85 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9683. | (hobounicorns) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9684. | (spuriousgeorge) | 85.85 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9685. | (amberetta) | 85.85 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 9686. | (matthewb83) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9687. | (bronztech) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9688. | (leszczuu) | 85.84 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| 9689. | (snailno1) | 85.84 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9690. | (grumz) | 85.83 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 9691. | (alialialiali) | 85.83 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 9692. | (somebodyelse) | 85.82 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9693. | (treefiddy) | 85.82 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 9694. | (14mkim) | 85.82 | 95% | 2011-11-16 |
| 9695. | (strosar09) | 85.81 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9696. | (ronald2) | 85.81 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| 9697. | Wes (wyvr) | 85.81 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 9698. | (emticee) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9699. | Ramses (boinkey) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |