As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10734. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10735. | (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 10736. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 10737. | (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10738. | (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10739. | (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10740. | (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10741. | (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 10742. | (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10743. | (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10744. | (amanengineer) | 82.22 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10745. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10746. | (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10747. | (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10748. | (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10749. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10750. | (irelll) | 82.21 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10751. | (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10752. | (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10753. | (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10754. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10755. | (rwfeng72) | 82.20 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10756. | (crystalniamh) | 82.19 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10757. | (beefer430) | 82.19 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| 10758. | (dominic1381) | 82.19 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10759. | (speedies19) | 82.19 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10760. | (ehejuehe) | 82.19 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 10761. | (emlilikes) | 82.19 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10762. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.19 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10763. | (arzr) | 82.18 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |