Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5805. | Vinit (vspundir) | 43.92 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5806. | Siddhant (siddhantyadavgzp) | 43.87 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 5807. | Slava (gilescope) | 43.86 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 5808. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 43.85 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 5809. | Jessia (jessia25) | 43.84 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 5810. | Ed (edddddddie) | 43.83 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5811. | Jordan (stickykees) | 43.79 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 5812. | Bryan (pinkypoo) | 43.79 | 93% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5813. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 43.76 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 5814. | malek (malseelawi) | 43.75 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5815. | Janko (jpirih) | 43.75 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5816. | Raymond (ryzen_destiny) | 43.74 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 5817. | woahwho (vinay_sudheer) | 43.62 | 94% | 2018-03-08 |
| 5818. | Picay (picicay) | 43.58 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5819. | javier (jf1442) | 43.56 | 93% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5820. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 43.52 | 95% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5821. | Blorgo (brogrian2002) | 43.49 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5822. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 43.46 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
| 5823. | Donato (dmg5556) | 43.44 | 94% | 2018-01-23 |
| 5824. | Amanda (ruby_july) | 43.42 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5825. | Billy John (dooz) | 43.39 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5826. | sped_demon (sped_demon) | 43.34 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5827. | Fernando (ferchip) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5828. | Adam (adamlissybenjamin) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5829. | Thomas (thomasrj) | 43.28 | 96% | 2017-10-11 |
| 5830. | Vega (vegaclaw) | 43.22 | 94% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5831. | ravi (ravi_thermax28) | 43.22 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 5832. | Lucifer (lucifer04) | 43.13 | 93% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5833. | sheeple (sheeple) | 43.12 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5834. | y (y1266) | 43.08 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |