Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 770. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.82 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 771. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 96.81 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 772. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.76 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 773. | (alanasian) | 96.75 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 774. | (manze) | 96.75 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 775. | (nmessick) | 96.69 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 776. | (jaunty_jalopy) | 96.69 | 100% | 2019-03-27 |
| 777. | Niels (nielsey) | 96.67 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 778. | (audreyhy) | 96.60 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 779. | (elbanna532000) | 96.59 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 780. | (concurrent) | 96.59 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 781. | (finnark) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 782. | (jimmehpila) | 96.53 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 783. | (dcoh91) | 96.47 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 784. | (noroketh) | 96.47 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 785. | L (mqrtem) | 96.46 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 786. | Brocli (brocli) | 96.43 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 787. | (matfunke) | 96.39 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 788. | (ethan17458) | 96.38 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 789. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 96.37 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 790. | (leaowg) | 96.36 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 791. | (rcheungwtf) | 96.35 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 792. | BigChest (thighs) | 96.34 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 793. | (itsmandy) | 96.34 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 794. | Claire (gokulol) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 795. | (austin_biceps) | 96.27 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 796. | call (baconhawka7x) | 96.26 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 797. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 96.25 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 798. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 96.21 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 799. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.14 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |