So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9547. | (wellbruh) | 86.12 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 9548. | Smuff (smuff) | 86.12 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9549. | aspirar (aspirar) | 86.12 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9550. | (3xx8iycrr3xyxs2) | 86.12 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9551. | (scherzo) | 86.12 | 97% | 2013-09-03 |
| 9552. | Henrique (henriquemalta) | 86.12 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 9553. | (ken_tuano) | 86.12 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9554. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 86.12 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9555. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 86.12 | 96% | 2016-07-09 |
| 9556. | BadScam (badscam) | 86.11 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 9557. | Nate (natekropp) | 86.11 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 9558. | (top1posto) | 86.10 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9559. | (jmorn) | 86.09 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9560. | (loedolff) | 86.09 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 9561. | (shadowglory) | 86.09 | 84% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9562. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 86.09 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9563. | Will (enthed) | 86.08 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 9564. | (imoumon) | 86.08 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9565. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 86.08 | 97.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9566. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 86.08 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 9567. | (crbonilha) | 86.08 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 9568. | Broatio (broatio) | 86.08 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
| 9569. | (omzi) | 86.07 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9570. | (wicked505) | 86.07 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9571. | (evilolive) | 86.07 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
| 9572. | (nickymillz) | 86.07 | 92% | 2014-06-13 |
| 9573. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 86.07 | 95% | 2016-07-16 |
| 9574. | Mitch (chuckiecheez) | 86.07 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 9575. | (amitkr7142) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 9576. | trommy (trommy) | 86.06 | 88% | 2013-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |