I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8231. | Boss (mrtring) | 91.08 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8232. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8233. | Abrar (computernerdgenius) | 91.07 | 96.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8234. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 91.07 | 98.1% | 2025-03-21 |
| 8235. | Reap (phengwei) | 91.07 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 8236. | kylie (bibiq) | 91.07 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 8237. | Weilun (imhost) | 91.06 | 91% | 2016-01-02 |
| 8238. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 91.06 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8239. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 91.06 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8240. | patrica (shialbf) | 91.06 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8241. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 91.05 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8242. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8243. | Calvin (hiimcalvin) | 91.04 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8244. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 8245. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 91.03 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8246. | a (ierfth) | 91.03 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8247. | Parker (skyvirun) | 91.02 | 98% | 2025-12-23 |
| 8248. | Daniel (brittd) | 91.02 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8249. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 91.02 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8250. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 91.01 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 8251. | John (johnnymauser) | 91.01 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8252. | sync (kjh2196) | 91.01 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8253. | Andrei (headpats) | 91.01 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 8254. | Aram (arejmm7) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-09-19 |
| 8255. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 91.00 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 8256. | Filip (razorator) | 91.00 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
| 8257. | Daniel (tempguan) | 91.00 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8258. | Master (mcrockett) | 91.00 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 8259. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 91.00 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8260. | rodli (rodli) | 90.99 | 97.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |