I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9768. | henpenben (henpenben) | 87.32 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9769. | Corey (genie336) | 87.32 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
| 9770. | Bloodplasma (bloodplasma) | 87.31 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 9771. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 87.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 9772. | abnf (abnf) | 87.31 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9773. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9774. | Anders (ahg1) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9775. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 87.31 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9776. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 87.30 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9777. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 87.30 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 9778. | Aryan (strife05) | 87.29 | 97.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| 9779. | Jane (janemcdermott) | 87.29 | 95% | 2024-02-07 |
| 9780. | James (muppetmstr) | 87.29 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9781. | Sinatec (ttv_sinatec) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 9782. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 87.29 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 9783. | Kevin (xenephoid) | 87.29 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9784. | Bendik (bibben) | 87.28 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9785. | yang (yangtyper) | 87.28 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 9786. | Justin (leethelethal) | 87.28 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9787. | Brim (brimcap) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9788. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 87.28 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 9789. | nicole (nicolesss) | 87.28 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9790. | Cheazy (bigsaucy) | 87.27 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 9791. | Jessica (usernametook) | 87.27 | 93% | 2016-10-13 |
| 9792. | oki (ok6og) | 87.27 | 97.6% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9793. | Bob (bobvance69) | 87.27 | 95.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 9794. | mike hunt (bossmonster11) | 87.27 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 9795. | Aidan (aidan7777) | 87.27 | 84% | 2015-04-11 |
| 9796. | jena (greatjane) | 87.27 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 9797. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |