I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16479. | Nick (twisternick6) | 71.81 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16480. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.81 | 96% | 2016-12-07 |
| 16481. | Denys (turbo_turtle_typer) | 71.80 | 97.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 16482. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 71.80 | 95.2% | 2024-11-05 |
| 16483. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 71.80 | 95.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 16484. | Ivan (aivan2) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16485. | marc (kangdashman) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16486. | Merturtos (merturtos) | 71.80 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 16487. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 71.80 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 16488. | Maarten (mette1337) | 71.79 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 16489. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 71.79 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 16490. | Brandon (imbrand0n) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 16491. | trip (triphereon) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 16492. | Jose (josempmf) | 71.78 | 93% | 2016-09-10 |
| 16493. | John (vkts) | 71.78 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 16494. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 71.77 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 16495. | nt (nt_efiens) | 71.76 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 16496. | Arvin (vin_ar) | 71.76 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 16497. | Kamarul (kamarulz) | 71.76 | 95% | 2023-06-23 |
| 16498. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 71.76 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 16499. | Abraham (chaos_36) | 71.76 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 16500. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 71.76 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 16501. | justin (brickcontrol) | 71.76 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 16502. | Slyvix (slyvix) | 71.75 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 16503. | John (miracle_sheep) | 71.75 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 16504. | Rk (rktyper) | 71.75 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 16505. | WayLay (waylay17) | 71.75 | 95% | 2022-10-09 |
| 16506. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 71.75 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 16507. | Kasey (kasegaff) | 71.75 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 16508. | epic_gamer (nerdydude42) | 71.74 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |