When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5321. | Donkey (thedonkeyxot) | 96.69 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 5322. | Ryan (rlsands1997) | 96.69 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 5323. | 1 (desser2) | 96.68 | 98.6% | 2024-06-10 |
| 5324. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 96.68 | 96.6% | 2024-07-23 |
| 5325. | xyz (thexyz) | 96.68 | 96% | 2024-05-16 |
| 5326. | Michael (killysheen) | 96.66 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5327. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 5328. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.66 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5329. | aero (aeroagg15) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5330. | Trucker Dan (danielbolt26) | 96.65 | 98% | 2017-04-18 |
| 5331. | Vulevu (vulevuwu) | 96.64 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 5332. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5333. | Andrei (headpats) | 96.63 | 99% | 2025-06-27 |
| 5334. | Andrew (trazer) | 96.63 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5335. | Jeremy (jeloz) | 96.63 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5336. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 96.63 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5337. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 96.62 | 93% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5338. | Brian (brianpee) | 96.62 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5339. | Graham (peak_workman) | 96.62 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5340. | Joe (joetelefair) | 96.62 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5341. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.62 | 97.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 5342. | Cheese (cheesypeety) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5343. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 96.62 | 98.5% | 2025-03-26 |
| 5344. | Orange (orangelover7) | 96.61 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| 5345. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 96.61 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 5346. | Kelli (kellil08) | 96.61 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5347. | Issac (vertical820) | 96.61 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5348. | Kat (katuriboh) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 5349. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 96.60 | 96.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5350. | Juan (juanyougay) | 96.60 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |