The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11670. | xero (xero22681) | 97.42 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 11671. | A-A-RON (hihyooka) | 97.42 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 11672. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 97.42 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 11673. | Elmundo (fruff) | 97.42 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 11674. | Candy (candlain) | 97.41 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 11675. | mochi_da_black (mochi_da_bl... | 97.41 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11676. | nut (nutretention) | 97.41 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 11677. | Steven (exiledhope) | 97.41 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 11678. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 97.41 | 93% | 2016-04-12 |
| 11679. | Duy (anthonytom) | 97.40 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 11680. | J (bloopblip) | 97.40 | 99% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11681. | James (pylonautics) | 97.40 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11682. | czvzxc (singhap) | 97.40 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11683. | sleepy (gryph0n) | 97.39 | 99% | 2019-10-06 |
| 11684. | Reeves (porio) | 97.39 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 11685. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 97.39 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 11686. | Tyrone (tyronewashington) | 97.38 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11687. | Brian (brianpee) | 97.38 | 95% | 2013-11-29 |
| 11688. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 97.38 | 99% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11689. | meiwah (utau) | 97.38 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 11690. | Anders (andersg1) | 97.37 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11691. | svs (svs_manee) | 97.37 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 11692. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 97.37 | 96% | 2018-07-11 |
| 11693. | Tram (kutechicken) | 97.37 | 99% | 2013-08-20 |
| 11694. | Brandon (bwan242) | 97.36 | 94% | 2015-07-26 |
| 11695. | Joemama (captainpj) | 97.36 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11696. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 97.36 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 11697. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 97.36 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 11698. | NG (soultama) | 97.36 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 11699. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 97.36 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |