The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20438. | Julie (jullaayy) | 82.23 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 20439. | Paka (_paka) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 20440. | Logan (laucian) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 20441. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 82.23 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 20442. | mctuvok (mctuvok) | 82.23 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 20443. | Guest (insi) | 82.23 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 20444. | Lauren (yeonmoney) | 82.22 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 20445. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 82.22 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 20446. | T (simonhawk) | 82.22 | 91% | 2014-03-26 |
| 20447. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 82.22 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 20448. | Sir (sirrockaby) | 82.22 | 99% | 2011-06-01 |
| 20449. | RaN (ran2003) | 82.22 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 20450. | Laiq (layeeq4u) | 82.21 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 20451. | Jason (saltybaskets) | 82.21 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 20452. | Tran (newstrung) | 82.21 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 20453. | Dang (daaaaaaaangdang) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-07-17 |
| 20454. | Marcinta (marcinta) | 82.20 | 97% | 2016-01-25 |
| 20455. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 82.20 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 20456. | CheemCreem (cheemcreem) | 82.20 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20457. | Shree (shreejo) | 82.20 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 20458. | Brian (brian8544) | 82.20 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 20459. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 82.20 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 20460. | Odinman9847 (odinman9847) | 82.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20461. | Angie (pipp) | 82.20 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 20462. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 82.20 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 20463. | FragSonic (gizmo0152) | 82.20 | 92% | 2016-09-07 |
| 20464. | Chris (bobuffet) | 82.19 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 20465. | Archie (xdev) | 82.19 | 86% | 2016-07-26 |
| 20466. | Jordan (tlozsr) | 82.19 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 20467. | Manel (mrnuke) | 82.19 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |