The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12320. | Balint (liveon_) | 42.18 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 12321. | Squidney (hieroolz97) | 42.18 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 12322. | Rizwan (rali) | 42.18 | 91% | 2013-12-12 |
| 12323. | Dennis (dennis30) | 42.17 | 90% | 2016-03-23 |
| 12324. | les (havanacuba) | 42.17 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 12325. | Dalin (thr33) | 42.17 | 93% | 2012-05-18 |
| 12326. | Abdumalik (abdirahad) | 42.17 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
| 12327. | Kwame (nanawaves) | 42.17 | 93% | 2014-03-28 |
| 12328. | Andrew (amazas) | 42.17 | 93% | 2018-05-08 |
| 12329. | su (su19) | 42.16 | 91% | 2012-07-01 |
| 12330. | Habib (habib7777) | 42.16 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 12331. | Clay Cain (fredrafferty) | 42.15 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12332. | J (battle8114) | 42.15 | 88% | 2013-07-18 |
| 12333. | Helen E. (dgood) | 42.15 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 12334. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 42.15 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 12335. | E (lutra) | 42.15 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 12336. | John (_ansel_) | 42.14 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 12337. | brian (brian3) | 42.14 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 12338. | ada (kamwaa) | 42.13 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 12339. | rdx (radhenitsri) | 42.13 | 96.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 12340. | Pramod (pramod_984) | 42.13 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 12341. | Donald (donald918) | 42.12 | 88% | 2013-12-07 |
| 12342. | lokesh (lokeshj88) | 42.12 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| 12343. | Harmonygrams (harmonygrams) | 42.12 | 94% | 2021-05-05 |
| 12344. | MrImNotCool (mrimnotcool) | 42.11 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 12345. | promad (promad130) | 42.11 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12346. | Bekboalt (bekbo_0) | 42.11 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 12347. | Zoe Margot (margotoe432) | 42.11 | 95% | 2023-08-09 |
| 12348. | abby (abby2) | 42.10 | 95% | 2013-09-04 |
| 12349. | burnt (burnt) | 42.10 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |