Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3316. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 74.04 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3317. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 3318. | Alex (manithan) | 74.03 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 3319. | metro (karen4984) | 74.02 | 96% | 2020-07-08 |
| 3320. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 74.02 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3321. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 74.02 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3322. | callicco (calllicco) | 74.01 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 3323. | CraySpaw (karl19981) | 74.01 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 3324. | Daniel (dring157) | 74.00 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3325. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 74.00 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3326. | yong (topcool) | 73.99 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3327. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 73.98 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3328. | You're all (buttoxeater) | 73.98 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3329. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 73.97 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 3330. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 73.97 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3331. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 73.95 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3332. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 73.94 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3333. | Alex (brewtrue) | 73.94 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3334. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.94 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
| 3335. | JongYoon (jongq) | 73.93 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 3336. | obama (balduin) | 73.93 | 95% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3337. | Taz (tazza1) | 73.92 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3338. | Keyboard (yeung2oh6) | 73.92 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3339. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 73.91 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3340. | Frederik (fedrico) | 73.90 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 3341. | Hag (hagproperty) | 73.89 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3342. | BeaT (anutorn) | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3343. | Nick (ramcham) | 73.86 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3344. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 73.86 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3345. | Mayank (minkk777) | 73.85 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |