As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20291. | Phil (gonzopython) | 60.09 | 93% | 2015-06-15 |
20292. | Hayden (r1plee) | 60.08 | 94% | 2019-03-31 |
20293. | Fastpoke (make_me_better) | 60.08 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
20294. | Zhang (leodooo) | 60.08 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
20295. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 60.08 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
20296. | Reuben (roobun) | 60.08 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
20297. | TheBissin (thebissin) | 60.08 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
20298. | beans (beans_baked) | 60.08 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
20299. | Patrick (patrick_st4r) | 60.07 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
20300. | Nursultan (nursultan23) | 60.07 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
20301. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 60.07 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
20302. | Ken (kenjella) | 60.07 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
20303. | Peter (wai0917) | 60.06 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
20304. | Lammy (benstickobi595) | 60.06 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
20305. | Mic (jesusluvr) | 60.06 | 94.5% | 2021-02-06 |
20306. | Gjean (gjean) | 60.06 | 93% | 2016-05-31 |
20307. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 60.05 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
20308. | Nabil (nabil_lam) | 60.05 | 96.9% | 2023-09-08 |
20309. | ICE TEA (ice_tea911) | 60.05 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
20310. | Ken (kenwisher) | 60.05 | 97.3% | 2021-01-28 |
20311. | Brett (brett_t) | 60.05 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
20312. | Mohit (techy_mohit) | 60.04 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
20313. | newbiedooby (4rshi7) | 60.04 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
20314. | jazz (jazzhand) | 60.04 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
20315. | Last (last220) | 60.04 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
20316. | n0 (doo1222) | 60.03 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
20317. | Pratik (trippyhob) | 60.03 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
20318. | Josh (yummy4skin) | 60.03 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
20319. | Silviu (silviu92gr) | 60.03 | 96% | 2016-02-26 |
20320. | Tyler_Typer (tyler_typer) | 60.02 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |