So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16972. | Michael (mikeypoopypants) | 73.25 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16973. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16974. | Hong Hua (redflowerr) | 73.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16975. | Isaac (chunkyipa) | 73.25 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16976. | y (ytasf) | 73.25 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 16977. | balaji (balajin511) | 73.25 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16978. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 73.25 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 16979. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16980. | samuel (samuelga1) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 16981. | Evan (zinctoo) | 73.24 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16982. | ftstsvt (ftstsvt) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16983. | Rafael Baez (faceplnt) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16984. | Sam (sam2399) | 73.24 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16985. | DMack (dmack98) | 73.24 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 16986. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 73.24 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 16987. | karakavak (karakavak) | 73.24 | 95% | 2014-09-08 |
| 16988. | Organic (darylbu) | 73.23 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 16989. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 73.23 | 91% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16990. | A (stoician) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 16991. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 73.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 16992. | Brett (brett_t) | 73.23 | 100% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16993. | Spoon (g0ldensp00n) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16994. | Arif (arifjafer) | 73.23 | 94% | 2012-05-22 |
| 16995. | Noey (justnoey) | 73.23 | 97% | 2013-08-27 |
| 16996. | John (johndel) | 73.23 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 16997. | Jake (zoejaye) | 73.22 | 94% | 2015-03-30 |
| 16998. | dqwlol (dqwlol) | 73.22 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 16999. | marsistX (marsistx) | 73.22 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 17000. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 73.22 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 17001. | christian (chriz411) | 73.22 | 94% | 2014-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |