The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29949. | Sam (derpysquidboy) | 65.14 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 29950. | Ian (raulrome) | 65.14 | 95% | 2014-10-14 |
| 29951. | Chaz (chazmus) | 65.14 | 96% | 2014-04-28 |
| 29952. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 65.14 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 29953. | Ph (stra) | 65.14 | 92% | 2015-07-09 |
| 29954. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 65.14 | 96% | 2015-01-08 |
| 29955. | Joshua (cloff13) | 65.13 | 97% | 2026-02-26 |
| 29956. | mirabed (mirabed) | 65.13 | 96% | 2025-02-03 |
| 29957. | aykhn (aykhn) | 65.13 | 92.6% | 2024-09-23 |
| 29958. | Bart (orzelek) | 65.13 | 97.4% | 2024-03-30 |
| 29959. | siena (8iena) | 65.13 | 97% | 2026-04-20 |
| 29960. | Priyanshi (priyanshi_gupta) | 65.13 | 98% | 2026-04-26 |
| 29961. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 65.13 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 29962. | anion (hysteria111) | 65.13 | 97% | 2015-03-28 |
| 29963. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 65.13 | 87% | 2016-04-18 |
| 29964. | Aleks (aleks8) | 65.13 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 29965. | shoomural (shoo1) | 65.12 | 96% | 2025-07-03 |
| 29966. | Guest (snail_2) | 65.12 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 29967. | brenryu (brenryu) | 65.12 | 98% | 2025-03-01 |
| 29968. | Matthew 11:28 (100percentba... | 65.12 | 96% | 2025-08-04 |
| 29969. | Remi (remi_v) | 65.12 | 94.8% | 2024-12-27 |
| 29970. | Klez (abmahfoufddd) | 65.12 | 97.3% | 2024-02-18 |
| 29971. | Ankit (dragon_surfer) | 65.12 | 95.9% | 2024-09-06 |
| 29972. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 65.12 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 29973. | Dimash (haosink) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 29974. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 65.12 | 94% | 2014-04-30 |
| 29975. | Jing (jing_feng) | 65.12 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 29976. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 65.12 | 87% | 2014-02-19 |
| 29977. | ly (chealy) | 65.12 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 29978. | abnab (abnab) | 65.11 | 97% | 2025-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |