I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10513. | matt (matterz5) | 87.78 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10514. | Nic (ning0) | 87.77 | 96.4% | 2024-01-19 |
| 10515. | Kelvin (kh05) | 87.77 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10516. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 87.77 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 10517. | TrChik (trchik) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10518. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10519. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10520. | richa (richa69) | 87.76 | 95% | 2024-02-18 |
| 10521. | Zupery (zupery) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 10522. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 87.74 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10523. | Teerth (urmomgrimace) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10524. | poophead (watermelon69) | 87.74 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10525. | Hillary (typeymane) | 87.74 | 99% | 2017-08-10 |
| 10526. | Usman (grim_09) | 87.73 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10527. | k0mucho (k0mucho) | 87.73 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10528. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 87.73 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 10529. | Brendan (brendanjr1113) | 87.72 | 98.8% | 2025-04-17 |
| 10530. | Julian (julian990132) | 87.72 | 96.7% | 2025-02-09 |
| 10531. | Andrew (typeracerluver07) | 87.72 | 98.2% | 2023-06-02 |
| 10532. | Henry (h___) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 10533. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.72 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 10534. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 87.72 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10535. | HoangH7 (hoangh7) | 87.71 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 10536. | ayush (rocky1708) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10537. | ttv.guspenseful (gusm09) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10538. | Jessica (yuumizoomies) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 10539. | carlos (zhurrey) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 10540. | frrah (zhhrf) | 87.70 | 100% | 2021-06-14 |
| 10541. | Nemanja (air_cone) | 87.69 | 95% | 2024-03-18 |
| 10542. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 87.69 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |