So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20729. | yasir (yasir1) | 67.07 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 20730. | Ridhuan (ridhuanmnor) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-01-22 |
| 20731. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 67.07 | 96% | 2016-12-10 |
| 20732. | John (jmc2000) | 67.07 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
| 20733. | Felix (fgeller) | 67.07 | 95% | 2014-07-31 |
| 20734. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 67.06 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 20735. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 67.06 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 20736. | Forty (messagecypher) | 67.06 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 20737. | sales (mplg_2284) | 67.06 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 20738. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.06 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 20739. | Joey (joeyp123) | 67.05 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 20740. | Marek (maruszyn) | 67.05 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
| 20741. | Venky (venky) | 67.05 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 20742. | Tanel (shizugoat) | 67.05 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 20743. | Michael (i_dont_know) | 67.05 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 20744. | Greatman (greatman) | 67.05 | 91% | 2012-01-04 |
| 20745. | Negatory (saltedslug) | 67.04 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 20746. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 67.04 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 20747. | ballz (ballzbazz) | 67.04 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 20748. | Lucas (donka) | 67.04 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 20749. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 67.04 | 91% | 2016-08-14 |
| 20750. | David (korqio) | 67.03 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20751. | Begga (begga) | 67.03 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20752. | saad (saduman) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 20753. | peter (petersaminathen) | 67.03 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 20754. | Shishank (hulk98) | 67.03 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 20755. | mark (markisgrabell006) | 67.03 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 20756. | Justin (nexoloft) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 20757. | Exciter (taluvn) | 67.03 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 20758. | rang (idletekz) | 67.03 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |