As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6040. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 94.08 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 6041. | floof (flooffy) | 94.07 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6042. | Christian (casey_white) | 94.07 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 6043. | Onyx (rippsteakface) | 94.07 | 98.8% | 2023-06-24 |
| 6044. | Chino (chino_mama) | 94.06 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 6045. | Selim (selo) | 94.06 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 6046. | Colin (theholychicken) | 94.06 | 95% | 2016-10-27 |
| 6047. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 94.06 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 6048. | Dalton (dkid124) | 94.06 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6049. | SPREAD DVORAK PROPAGANDA (a... | 94.05 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 6050. | zoe corbett (zcorbett) | 94.04 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6051. | Thor (thorfinn1) | 94.04 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 6052. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 94.04 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 6053. | Paul (peazy) | 94.04 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| 6054. | caro (lavendeer) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6055. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 94.03 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 6056. | Ion (incode4it) | 94.02 | 97.6% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6057. | Angus (darkfoureight) | 94.02 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 6058. | Ville (vigrox) | 94.02 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6059. | XpORPID (xporpid) | 94.02 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 6060. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 6061. | Brendan (brendan_) | 94.02 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 6062. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 94.02 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6063. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 94.02 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 6064. | Kera (kera77) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6065. | thpenther (sspenkerr) | 94.01 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6066. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 6067. | Richy (richy5555) | 94.00 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 6068. | Mehmango (mehmango) | 94.00 | 97% | 2023-11-23 |
| 6069. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 94.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |