The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17839. | piw (rafi12345) | 75.49 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 17840. | Danielle (dvand707) | 75.49 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 17841. | Thaisun (buklaoz) | 75.48 | 93% | 2013-06-04 |
| 17842. | Sam (sirius1982) | 75.48 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 17843. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 75.48 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 17844. | Manel (mrnuke) | 75.48 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 17845. | Cole (cole_denson) | 75.48 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17846. | Silver (vuppi3) | 75.48 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 17847. | Brandon (brxndoff) | 75.47 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 17848. | TooTired (oturan11) | 75.47 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17849. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17850. | Anthony (funger99) | 75.47 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 17851. | CESAR (cesarg) | 75.47 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 17852. | Ramon (tunetyper) | 75.47 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 17853. | Dario (shelterscratch) | 75.47 | 91% | 2013-03-05 |
| 17854. | Nam (ngkynam) | 75.47 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 17855. | Yuki (pastel_cowboy) | 75.46 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 17856. | Anthony (smychavo) | 75.46 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 17857. | Brezeus (breezeee) | 75.46 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17858. | Товарищ (hamkor) | 75.46 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 17859. | Nighil (nighil) | 75.46 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 17860. | Vial'Ree (kurumaw) | 75.46 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17861. | Angelo (weezi) | 75.46 | 90% | 2013-12-18 |
| 17862. | ✎ (john_z) | 75.46 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 17863. | Eddie (emederos) | 75.45 | 97% | 2014-09-01 |
| 17864. | dooba (doobakeung) | 75.45 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 17865. | Chu (chudooder) | 75.45 | 91% | 2012-11-22 |
| 17866. | Josh (syztyqus) | 75.45 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 17867. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 75.45 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 17868. | Levy (speedylevy) | 75.45 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |