I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9368. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 9369. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 86.76 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 9370. | ryan (pocketheal) | 86.76 | 95% | 2013-01-24 |
| 9371. | Bo (bowelz) | 86.76 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 9372. | Felix (fhoffmann) | 86.75 | 86% | 2015-12-15 |
| 9373. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 86.75 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9374. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 86.75 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9375. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 86.75 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 9376. | Asdfg (inosol) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 9377. | badomiso (badomiso) | 86.74 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 9378. | Enrique (zero9o) | 86.74 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 9379. | Joe (jrobins) | 86.74 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 9380. | ExpensiveDinner (expensived... | 86.73 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 9381. | Gen (gencyc) | 86.73 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 9382. | Patrick (apbowler) | 86.73 | 96% | 2011-11-23 |
| 9383. | Typo (fingooli) | 86.73 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 9384. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 86.72 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 9385. | Caden (uncleron) | 86.72 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 9386. | ph (phmi) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9387. | Breana (breenok) | 86.72 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 9388. | Justin (colbaman) | 86.72 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 9389. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 86.71 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9390. | Damon (damonc89) | 86.70 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9391. | m (hotdogggg) | 86.70 | 97.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9392. | Dominik (eklipzdom) | 86.70 | 90% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9393. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 86.70 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9394. | Tony (staggalee41) | 86.70 | 97% | 2013-02-14 |
| 9395. | F.T. (ft404) | 86.70 | 98% | 2014-09-07 |
| 9396. | midtown123 (midtown123) | 86.69 | 88% | 2016-07-28 |
| 9397. | Please use an appropriate n... | 86.69 | 95.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |